There was nothing to stop things from falling
into the house. This posed a real problem in the
bedroom where bugs and other droppings could
really mess up your nice clean bed. So, they
found if they made beds with big posts and hung a
sheet over the top, it addressed that problem.
Hence those beautiful big 4 poster beds with
canopies.
The floor was dirt, Only the wealthy had
something other that dirt. Hence the saying "dirt
poor".
The wealthy had slate floors, which would get
slippery in the winter when wet. So they spread
thresh on the floor to help keep their footing.
As the winter wore on they kept adding more
thresh until when you opened the door it would
all start slipping outside. A piece of wood was
placed at the entryway, hence a "thresh
hold".
They cooked in the kitchen with a big kettle that
always hung over the fire. Every day they lit the
fire and added things to the pot. They mostly ate
vegetables and didn't get much meat. They would
eat the stew for dinner leaving leftovers in the
pot to get cold overnight and then start over the
next day. Sometimes the stew had food in it
that had been in there for a month. Hence the
rhyme: peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold,
peas porridge in the pot nine days
old".
Sometimes they could obtain pork and would feel
really special when that happened. When company
came over; they would bring out some bacon and
hang it to show it off. It was a sign of wealth
and that a man "could really bring home the
bacon".
They would cut off a little to share with guests
and would all sit around and "chew the
fat".
Those with money had plates made of pewter. Food
with a high acid content caused some of the lead
to leach onto the food. This happened most often
with tomatoes, so they stopped eating tomatoes-
for 400 years. Most people didn't have pewter
plates, but had trenchers - a piece of wood with
the middle scooped out like a bowl. Trencher were
never washed and a lot of times worms got into
the wood. After eating off wormy trenchers, they
would get "trench mouth".
Bread was divided according to status. Workers
got the burnt bottom of the loaf, the family
got the middle, and guests got the top, or the
"uppercrust".
Lead cups were used to drink ale or whiskey. The
combination would sometimes knock them out for
a couple of day. Someone walking along the road
would take them for dead and prepare them for
burial They were laid out on the kitchen table
for a couple of days and the family would gather
around and eat and drink and wait and see if they
would wake up. Hence the custom of holding a
"wake".
England is old and small and they started running
out of places to bury people. So, they would dig
up coffins and would take their bones to a house
and reuse the grave. In reopening these coffins,
one out of 25 coffins were found to have scratch
marks on the inside and they realized they
had been burying people alive. So they thought
they would tie a string on
their wrist and lead it though the coffin and
up through the ground and tie it to a bell.
Someone would have to sit out in the graveyard
all night to listen for the bell. Hence on the
"graveyard shift" they would know that someone
was "saved by the Bell" or he was a "dead
ringer".